Hi and hello welcome to show number, what is now, 32.

This isn't really a show. There wasn't a show today. I don't know, does that mean 32?

I'll be tomorrow's one when I hopefully go back. I just want to leave a little message.

I'm actually in the front of my car right now at the beach here in

Melbourne. Dogs and the boot. I mean like a boot. It's a four by four. It's not actually in the

boot, like in the trunk, you know. I'm not a savage. She's just a guy. She just had a walk.

I just want to say why there wasn't a show today.

And there are a couple of reasons why I want to say that.

Firstly, because actually I'm struggling to make sense of what's just happened the last

12 hours. And by talking,

hopefully it'll try and help me with that. I don't know if it's any good for you,

but when has that ever stopped me in the past on the radio? So right now, my wife,

my two little angels, Rubin and Lois, they are in the air.

They are heading back to the UK.

And the reason is my mother-in-law collapsed suddenly yesterday evening.

Whilst my wife was talking to her.

She was in a shop, in a pound land, just having a chat talking about the flights when she's coming over for Christmas for six weeks. And suddenly she collapsed

with chest pains. And that's when everything just sort of spun out control. She had a big heart operation about five years ago.

And so obviously my wife was terrified that it was back.

And we're 10,000 miles away at the side of a phone, which has now gone dead.

So the next couple of hours, it looked really bad.

It looked like she was losing her

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