Elmo Said WHAT?

Good Guys

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Mazel morons! Elmo’s in hot water, Josh is his crisis PR team, and Ben's five days deep into a creatine bender. Today we’re unpacking Sesame Street’s antisemitism scandal (yes, really), debate Epstein conspiracies, and pitch a big-and-proud fashion line that’s sure to please. Plus: the rise of the gym cigarette, TikTok steroid bros, questionable wedding etiquette, and Ben’s ongoing feud with a tank-topped Hamptons rager. Also…is Josh OK? Is anyone? Is this what well-nourished looks like? What are ya nuts? Love ya morons!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.3	They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys. Whoa. Mazzumorans, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast.
0:34.6	I'm sitting here with the head of Elmo's crisis team.
0:37.8	It's Ben Koffer. Oh my God. God. What the hell was that? Oh, man. What was the password?
0:45.3	Elmo loves Hitler. Tell people what happened. Elmo went on an anti-Semitic tirade. He wrote Kill
0:52.3	the Jews. He wrote a bunch of weird crap that he clearly doesn't think Sesame Street loves all people. They then wrote a weird apology. Elmo was hacked. Elmo wouldn't do this. I love that they kept it in Elmo's voice. Like, just write, like, this account was hacked. It doesn't need to be, Elmo said it's hacked. Elmo would never... By the way, am I Yoda?
1:12.4	Well, let's... So Elmo's Twitter...
1:13.5	You do a good Elmo.
1:15.3	We should do...
1:15.8	Let's do an episode where, you know,
1:18.7	sometimes Elmo needs to learn a lesson on Sesame Street.
1:22.4	So let's do an episode, you're on Sesame Street.
1:25.6	Elmo messed up, and Elmo needs to learn a lesson about these anti-Semitic tweets.
1:31.5	Elmo, why was your password one, two, three?
1:34.9	Why was your password one, two, three?
1:37.0	I told you, Elmo, that you needed to make your password stronger.
1:40.7	Elmo made a mistake.
1:42.8	He was hanging out with his friend, Mr. Kanye. And Mr. Kanye asked to borrow his phone while he was locked in.
1:52.9	And so you think that Mr. Kanye, you're saying you had a stronger password. Mr. Kanye changed it to one, two, three, logged in. And then all of a sudden, Mr. Kanye is the one who wrote, fuck the Jews?
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