A Masters Food Rundown and Some Discordance With Our Discord

The Dave Chang Show

The Ringer

Society & Culture, Arts, Food

4.8 • 8.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dave is in Augusta, Georgia, for the Masters Tournament and has eaten his way through the course. He gives a rundown of the food, reveals a lie he told on TV, and recaps the excessive amount he has eaten. Dave and Chris then discuss some unhappy Discord users and their pizza takes, but they try to patch things up with an Ask Dave. Hosts: Dave Chang and Chris Ying Video/Audio Producer: Felipe Guilhermino Majordomo Media Producers: Kelsey Rearden and David Meyer Editor: Stefano Sanchez Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Because I've literally been comatose because I've eaten so much.
0:03.6	I can't even breathe.
0:06.4	Is this all on air now?
0:07.8	Oh my God, guys.
0:08.6	You have no idea what the fuck's going on.
0:11.4	We just recorded 10 minutes.
0:13.7	And I was recording into the wrong microphone.
0:17.1	And if you're wondering why I'm breathing heavy,
0:20.6	it's because my stomach is full of food and there's no blood running to my brain.
0:25.9	And you're wondering, what is going on?
0:28.1	Why are we doing this remote?
0:29.5	I'm calling from Augusta, Georgia, and calling on behalf of Bandul, the Ringer, Major Domo,
0:39.0	because I'm the culinary sports representative for Major Domo Media at the Masters 2020-Five
0:45.7	Major Championship of Golf.
0:48.6	And I'm looking at Chrisying right now, and I mentioned that he has a beautiful haircut.
0:52.5	We want to learn more about why he's got a beautiful haircut.
0:55.6	And we'll talk a bit about the masters, why I'm uncomfortably full and the problems people might have when they can't stop eating.
1:03.8	And then we're going to talk a little bit about a plan Chris has that is going to be controversial to troll, essentially, people that criticize
1:13.5	our hot takes on homemade pizza. And then we might talk about a new plan that was created
1:19.9	from the mind of Noel Cornellio, Herrsson. Say too. Welcome to the Daychang Show, part of the ringer podcast network presented by major
1:30.8	dumb media thank you all the time as always so I'm glad that we're sort of re-recording
1:34.8	this quickly because I almost fell asleep the first 15 minutes of our previous attempt
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