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Back to the Barre

A Lying Liar Who Lies

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.84K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:

https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb


"You and I are white trash because we say the F-word, but Kira is better than that...she has a criminal record but whatever. She just said the F-word 10 times!" Well fortunately for our lovely Bitches, Kira is in the hot seat on the second half of "Wild Wild West Coast Pt 2." After a couple weeks of threats, Tracey is finally delivering on her promise to oust Kira from the ALDC by exposing her past legal troubles, but will it be enough to actually secure Sarah R a more permanent spot on the team over Kalani?


As the ALDC make their final LA hurrah at Starbound they run into a bit of a problem, their dances just aren't it! Between tired choreography and some out of date references, its hard to imagine any of the dances making a strong impression compared to the more intense LA dancers in attendance. Worst of all is the bizarre choice to paint JoJo and Mackenzie in black and white for their I Love Lucy homage, managing to make the two look more like corpses than Lucy and Ethel. To add insult to injury their music shuts off mid-performance... so is that just an intentional sabotage at this point? How did it keep happening!?


But while the girls are struggling to make some noise on stage, the moms certainly are making noise behind the scenes. Abby threatened that not all the girls would be returning to Pittsburgh with the ALDC, and Tracey decides the best way to make her case is by taking out the competition. She begins to hurl insults and accusations at Kira, bringing up not only the fact she'd been charged with fraud for running an eBay scheme, but also claims she was arrested for credit card fraud! Shouting of course ensues. But honestly? Abby still seems more upset over Holly's perceived betrayal from a few days prior, and technically the MattyB incident is still on the horizon because that stuff all goes down AFTER the competition. So for all of Tracey's efforts, it would seem she might have played her cards just a little too late, or maybe there really is not stopping the Kalani train if she's one of Abby's favorites.


Quotes

  • “[The Bitchettes] know it's a good episode when you start talking in your Grover voice." (14:39-14:43 | Christi)
  • “Jess says she's really sick of Abby going on and on about Maddie. Well Jess, girlfriend, you just got there eight episodes ago so buckle up." (18:48-18:57 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “She cans hove Radio Disney up her ass, and Kelly really does means that!" (47:14-47:18 | Christi)
  • “We lost to ourselves. It was made out that we lost to a better dance... that our kids did!" (49:49-49:59 | Christi)


Links

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance, baby, I just wanna dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

0:07.0

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:12.0

All of this electricity. Do it right now, bye, right now.

0:17.0

Turn the volume up, fly, live. Give me your electricity.

0:21.9

Little bitch heads, welcome back to the bar.

0:24.1

It's bitch number one, Christy.

0:25.9

And bitch number two, Kelly.

0:28.5

And Nellie is purring so loud, you can hear her.

0:31.7

I know.

0:32.3

Can you hear her?

0:33.4

So if anybody isn't seeing us, if you're listening and not watching this on Patreon, which if you're not subscribed to Patreon, go to patreon.com slash back to the bar, then you can watch us. But my little orange kitty is sitting on my lap and she is purring so loud. You can hear her. You're going to have to get down. People don't like it when we have extra noise, like sirens and cat purrs. Exactly. People get mad. They get so mad. I got my little bitchette shirt on. I was just going to say you're wearing your bitchette shirt. You have nails done? Yes. That's from the shower. I was going to ask you at the shower, did you go and get them done? Are those your pressons? They're my pressants. You are so funny. I can't believe they stay on you that long. Yeah. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. So, Brooke is officially showered. How do you feel? Oh, I'm so glad it's over. I have been so tired that the last two days. I bet. I haven't been able to function. I bet. It was a beautiful shower. Oh my God. It was so pretty. I said to Paige, I said, is this your mom's neuroses or was this you? And she's like, um, kind of both.

1:36.3

Yeah. I feel like there was a lot of Kelly details there. I know better. Yeah. She did a lot.

2:01.3

It's cute. I like the luggage tags. I thought that was cute for a destination wedding. Yeah. There's a lot of really cute stuff. I think Paige thought of that. Paige or Brooke? Brooke is the smallest human being on the planet. I know. I mean, I know Brooke is little, but that dress, I mean, she's this big.

2:08.0

Yeah. When I hugged her, I'm like, like my arms folded into themselves. I'm like, where is the human? And her little haircut is cute. I cannot believe Brooke cut all of her hair off right before she got

2:12.5

married. That's very brave for a bride. That's what the hairdresser said. She went. They cut it. And she actually

2:19.1

went back and was like, I told you I wanted it like above my shoulder. So they, she recut it.

2:25.1

But yeah, she wanted it short. I mean, it looked adorable. But that is just so crazy for a bride

2:30.7

to do a month before she gets married. But it was cute. But I mean, I know, I think, I think you told me how she's wearing her hair. So I get it, but it did look cute at the shower, like how it was done. Thank you. I thought she was beautiful. Yeah, it's pretty. And I did not have to do your French twist. No. I needed it though because my hair was ugly.

2:52.9

But I didn't think your hair looked bad.

2:54.9

Ugh.

2:55.7

But I loved Brooke's dress.

2:57.8

I thought it looked pretty.

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