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A Listener Asked Bert Out And We’re All Shook!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We thought this email from a listener was normal Bert Show drama until #BertShowFam clued us in…she’s asking Bert out?! Is he down? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show said this a million times you guys listening are way smarter than we are it's not even close

0:06.4

We're such idiots and nobody in here is ever going to be a private investigator. I feel like I'm a little bit of an innocent party here because I wasn't

0:17.0

the one that selected the email, didn't pre-read it, and didn't even know that there was a second part of it before Kristen read it and

0:26.7

we completely let the details go right by us.

0:30.0

Yeah I selected it and did not proof it.

0:35.9

And it wasn't until we got done with the segment on air

0:38.4

that I read the PS at the bottom of it,

0:40.4

and I was like, oh, oops. I think we all stopped. of it

0:43.0

I think we all stopped reading it because it literally said stop reading we did and

0:49.0

and didn't logically read the final two paragraphs which said everything that you guys

0:55.8

listening knew that we didn't even see and I didn't even pick up on it until

1:01.4

after the break.

1:02.8

All right, they're only because you told me.

1:04.5

Yes, because I kept reading.

1:07.0

Here's the original email.

1:09.3

Hello to everyone at the birth show.

1:11.3

I'm a long time listener, yet this is the first time I've ever written into the show.

1:15.0

I'm contacting you today with the hope of receiving your

1:18.0

honest advice. I'm a 52-year-old divorce woman who has developed a crush.

1:22.0

I've been single for 10-plus years but do not... 52 year old divorce woman who has developed a crush.

1:23.2

I've been single for 10 plus years,

1:24.7

but do not date by choice.

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