A LESS PERVY MOUTH: New Year's Resolutions and 2018 Awards

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🗓️ 2 January 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Pete has a preposterous New Year's Resolution that he will most definitely not accomplish. DJ has a take on New Year's Eve and the phrase "amateur hour." We hand out some prestigious awards to close out 2018...including Bootleg Actor of the Year, Most Handsome Man of the Year, Best Performance by a Mamma Mia Actor in a Non-Mamma Mia Role, Best Achievement in Crying, and more. Plus, a Patreon-only review of Netflix's 'Bird Box.'

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0:00.0	Brunt Touchables, next time you're crying during a movie,
0:08.1	snap a picture, tweet it at the brunch account, you might just get a retweet.
0:13.6	Brunch!
0:14.0	Hit it, boys! Happy New Year, Pete.
0:31.8	Happy New Year, Dej.
0:33.3	Happy New Year's resolution season, Pete. Oh, yes. I've got mine. Do you have yours? I don't necessarily have mine. I more have takes about people who have takes about New Year's resolutions, and I certainly have a take about your New Year's Resolution. Without further ado, let's do an entire podcast and then get to your new
0:54.2	year's resolution at the end. Oh, yeah? No, I'm just kidding. What is it? My, uh, it's not, it's not, it's not necessarily a new year's resolution. I posed it that way. It's, absurd goal. It is an absurd goal. And I, I, I recognize that it is absurd and lofty and I'm still going to drag you for it.
0:51.9	So don't, don't,
0:52.5	probably unattainable.
0:53.5	Okay.
0:54.9	My goal for the new year, lofty and probably... I'm still going to drag you for it, so don't... Probably unattainable.
1:11.2	I don't need to preface it anymore.
1:09.2	Okay. My goal for the new year for 2019 is to watch 365 movies that I have never seen before. What an idiot. Why? First of all, we're probably all going to be dead within a week. No way you're going to be able to pack in... We said that two years ago. It is absurd that we're not all dead yet.
2:01.2	But even if you are to live through the whole year, you would fall behind that so quickly. Like, you would maybe do a movie a day for two days. And then you get a little ambitious. Then you watch two movies and you'd be like, man, I'm ahead of schedule. Then you take a little break. Next thing you know, three weeks in, you've seen like eight movies and you are way behind. And you could just never make it up. You would have to spend days upon days of not sleeping and watching movies. And you can't really binge movies. That's the thing.
2:02.7	It's so much easier to binge television. You can watch eight hours of TV like that.
2:05.3	But four movies back to back, that is...
2:08.1	The way that I look at it is, like, I see three...
2:13.0	I usually see like two to three...
2:14.6	What?
2:15.9	A hairy...
2:16.1	Three p.
2:16.8	You're the worst. You said C3. Oh my God. I usually see like two to three. What? A hairy. Three. I'm a hairy father.
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