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Larry Miller Show

A Larry Update & The Clumsy Coffee Cavalcade Redux

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2012

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

A Larry update -- as some of you have already heard our man Larry, stacker of soap, our fearless (and hairless) leader, defender of Pluto and the great updater took a spill last week. He conked the old noggin pretty good and wound up in the hospital. We're giving you a Larry Update at the top of this show. Also, feel free to sign Larry's virtual get well card at larrymillerpodcast.comWe're presenting an (ahem) encore presentation of one of Colonel Jeff Fox's personal favorite episodes, the Clumsy Coffee Cavalcade.Larry spills an impossible number of cups of coffee in an absurdly short period of time. And then almost spills some more. Then he talks about letting his kids grow up and why it's not just OK, it's the right thing to do.And we have yet another... HAMPER UPDATE! Yes, the hamper update was off last week, so hop off your pins and needles and get updated. You won't believe this one! Or you might.Quote of the week: "Don't tip like a gangster."

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0:00.0

Hello, gentle listeners. This is Colonel Jeff Fox, producer of this week with Larry Miller.

0:05.0

As some of you have already heard, Our Man Larry, the Stacker of Soap, our Fearless and Hairless Leader, Defender

0:11.2

of Pluto, and the Great Upd upator took a spill last week.

0:15.0

He conked his head and he conked it pretty good and wound up actually in the hospital.

0:19.8

A lot of people have been asking what happened.

0:22.2

There's really no crazy story behind it.

0:23.8

He wasn't wrestling a bear.

0:25.8

He wasn't dancing to Charleston on top of a Zeppelin.

0:28.2

He didn't fall out of the back of a moving pickup truck.

0:30.5

The story is just that he met a friend at a bar, went outside to take a phone call, he was coming back in and just had a straight up slip and fall and bunk the old cabesa.

0:41.0

So Larry's being benched for this week for this episode of this week with

0:45.8

Larry Miller and you folks write in with nice comments all the time and thank

0:50.9

you so much and I always say back we really do enjoy bringing you the show and we love being here with you and it's not lip service.

0:58.0

It really means a lot to Larry me and the doctor that you're listening and that you enjoy the show and believe me

1:05.1

Larry absolutely wants to be back here with you folks as much as you want him to be here

1:10.8

and what we're doing is we're presenting an encore presentation of one of my personal

1:15.5

favorite episodes. This episode is called Larry's Clumsy Coffee Cavalcade. Each week we do a prep for the show, Larry talks about that sometimes, and he basically comes up with a rough roadmap for each episode.

1:28.0

And even though I'm involved in the prep, I typically only know the broad strokes of the stories that he wants to tell.

1:34.6

The main story for this episode I remember on his notepad, it just said,

1:37.7

coffee at jinkies. He had actually texted that note to me earlier in the week and he he repeatedly

1:43.5

texts me story ideas and I get them in coffee of jinkies and I just I don't know

1:47.8

what they mean and I it's a joke for me because I get to you know wait three or

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