A History of Violence

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The Illuminarmy generals have been dispatched to get to the bottom of PunchGate and LeakGate in Golden State. To the naked third eye, could this actually help the Warriors in the long run? It's time to revisit some of the most notorious intra-squad scuffles in recent NBA history. Then we are joined by Truth Teller, dad hat ambassador and senior alien correspondent Jake Fischer of Yahoo! Sports to declassify the secrets of Victor Wembanyama and the code of tanking. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:11.3	This is the sound of a grade eight's harpist
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0:29.2	Not available on self-employed.
0:31.0	I mean, have you ever seen the dancing bear video?
0:33.7	Are you talking about Lugan Stort?
0:35.4	Or not Lugan?
0:36.2	Who's the dancing bear?
0:37.0	Was Ojalay your blue salay was all thinking about?
0:39.9	No, are you talking about a little dancing bear?
0:42.3	Maze, do you know what I'm talking about?
0:43.6	The dancing bear video.
0:44.9	Nickel of Peckovich's bear.
0:49.5	What I'm talking about is several years ago,
0:51.6	ebombs world or some shit like early internet stuff for YouTube,
0:55.4	where there was a video where it says
0:59.2	can you count how many times this ball has passed?
1:01.8	Oh, yeah.
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