Coming up on this week's episode of Shagmaryd and Oide. We are both very delicate off the alcohol. Wineheads. But we're all right and we're soldier on for you, dear listener, for you. And for us, because it's our job. We find out when the glory hall was invented. We, honestly. You're learning. Actual historical facts coming at you here. Yeah. A bit sexual

but you know, it is what it is. It makes it more interesting.

We're getting a horrendous story about a sausage dog that I'm still

a little bit upset about. We celebrate Rosie's first curry poo.

Oh, there you are. And it's too fucking hot in this room

and it's Rosie's fault.

But I'll get over it.

Enjoy.

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