On the right side

I got to be on the right side

I got to be on the right side

I spend my paycheck

on my blue boots

that's okay and now I've got to me

on the brighter side, we've got to be on, all on the bright side, and maybe all bonded over a lot of heavy events and maybe it's

time to put down the phone and say hello to your neighbor. So today we're going to be festive and

list a few of our favorite things of 2025. Oh, so nice. I tried really hard to make it nice

because 2025, I was doing a poll with everybody in the office. I was like, how do you think people's 2025 was? And they're like, bad, horrible. You know, it's funny. We've been saying that ever since 2016. Yeah. Every year, we've been like, well, this was a real motherfucker, you know, so we can just go ahead and chalk it up for the whole decade now.

The whole damn thing.

Time is a flat circle and that circle is a wheel of fire.

That's right.

We have gifts.

Do we do gifts now?

Yes, yeah.

This is getting released the day after Christmas.

So we would have already actually celebrated our Christmas together, but we figured might as well give each other our gifts a little early but late for you, the listener. Right. So, yeah, this started off on a positive note. Here, Ed, you unwrap your gift first. You want me to go first? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a very good wrapping job. Thank you. I sort of wrap like a blind monkey, but that's all right.

Hey, I mean, why do monkeys really need eyes?

They don't.

Just so people know you're actually wrapped.

Right, right, right. That's a little ASMR for you.

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