A Duke of Edinburgh Award With Live Ammunition | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 4/6)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 995 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Order your Not Today or British PMs T-Shirts at fumblerooskiproductions.com/store The British land on West Falkland and the land war begins, fighting hand-to-hand combat over terrain built for lesbians, until finally, 1800 islanders and half a million sheep are free The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 All roads lead to the Falklands 05:39 The final offensive 08:19 Boots on the ground 14:45 Boggy terrain 16:43 Lesbian Devision 17:59 Airpedos 23:00 The Battle of Goose Green 25:13 Yomping 27:54 Night time fighting 29:32 The Battle of Mount Harriet 31:57 Ear trophies 34:58 Surrender 38:45 Victory for mummy 43:51 Guilt free war 46:38 Rejoice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Guys, Christmas has been and gone.
0:02.0	Physically, you're in the worst state you've ever been in.
0:04.1	Why not invest in some large, extra, extra, extra, extra large t-shirts?
0:07.7	Yeah, with a lot of room to grow.
0:09.5	Yeah.
0:09.7	Well, probably not much room to grow after how you disgraced yourself over the Christmas period. No, but let's be honest, you're not shrinking either. So this is your new size, your new frame,
0:17.1	and why not dress that frame
0:18.4	in some Finn versus history t-shirts?
0:21.0	The store is active now.
0:22.9	If you've got some absolute tripe for Christmas... frame and why not dress that frame in some Finn versus history t-shirts.
0:22.6	The store is active now.
0:27.4	If you've got some absolute tripe for Christmas and you'd like to return it, why not use that money to buy a Finn versus History t-shirt?
0:30.1	We've got the Greek not to-day, man in a chair.
0:33.2	I would say these make great pyjama tops, but there's no differentiation for these guys.
1:23.6	These guys aren't even a house. There's no delineation between a t-shirt you sleep in and a t-shirt you go to a wedding in. A job interview. It's just all one type of t-shirt. It doesn't matter. I'll wear my t-shirt with the courteference. There's also the post-war British Prime Ministers A beautiful artwork Like a renaissance painting, you can see all the Prime Ministers in their little poses Wilson's being pegged McMillard's in the cupboard Yeah They're all for sale now The Fumble Ruski production store. Welcome back to Finn versus History. I'm joined by Horatio Gould.
1:26.6	Oh, sorry. Christ. I'm joined by Horatio Gould. Oh, sorry.
1:28.4	Christ.
1:28.9	I'm very ill. But we keep going.
1:31.3	We keep going.
1:32.5	The British never surrender.
1:34.5	No.
1:35.0	We will fight them in the podcast studios.
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