The National Union of Racist Burnt Toast | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 5/6)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 997 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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For too long, Britain’s communities had been indulging in a weird fetish for digging burnt toast out the ground whilst blacked up- so having defeated the Argies, Thatcher has a new target in her sights The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - This lady’s not for cumming 03:59 - What is coal? 09:39 - The Miners 12:43 - The Battle of Orgreave 15:56 - Scargill, Thatcher in blackface 20:28 - History of coal 23:43 - Paddy McGee 27:53 - Aftermath of the bomb 31:34 - Arming the Khmer Rouge 35:04 - Opening the bottle of Pinochet 37:10 - The Queen Vs Thatcher 41:16 - Apartheid 43:13 - The Big Bang 47:06 - 2008 Finance crisis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:43.6	I'm joined by Horatio Gould.
0:46.2	That was Margaret Thatcher's calm noise.
0:48.2	This is the...
0:49.4	What was it, do you think?
0:50.4	I'm going to fucking care.
0:52.0	Shit.
0:54.3	Sorry. Sorry, Maggie. Sorry, Mommy. Say it to fucking care. Shit. Sorry.
0:55.9	Sorry, Maggie.
0:56.9	Say it to her face.
0:58.4	What's mummy's cum noise?
0:59.5	Oh, fuck, I'm getting to bust.
1:02.4	This is...
1:03.2	But I guess women don't bust, do they?
1:04.8	No, they don't bust.
1:05.9	Oh, fuck you.
1:09.8	If this is the first episode you've listened to, this is pretty much the speed.
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