A Deal With A Local Wizard and A Draft Best Left in the Past - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Travel Draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, Spitwaz, do you enjoy this show and you want just a little bit more?
0:04.8	I do.
0:05.7	Oh, there you are.
0:07.4	You want some more?
0:08.2	I love this show, yes.
0:09.3	Oh, that's not annoying at all.
0:11.0	Head over to spitballerspod.com and find out how you can become an official supporter of this show
0:18.3	and get access to the complete archive.
0:22.2	Spitballerspod.com.
0:35.6	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations,
0:39.0	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve.
0:43.3	It's the Smithballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:54.3	I tried. I tried to go Louis Armstrong, and I learned a valuable lesson.
0:56.6	What did I learn on today's episode?
0:58.5	You never go full Louis.
1:00.5	There's only one Louis.
1:01.4	Louis Armstrong.
1:04.6	No, but if you were one of those bridge trolls, I think it would work.
1:06.0	Thank you, Andy. That's the voice of a bridge troll.
1:07.5	Yeah, that's definitely scaring away three billy goats.
1:10.2	Skibaba do, give me a toll.
1:14.1	It's exactly right.
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