Running for President and A Corporate Fight to the Death - Funny Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate to a life sentence or early release? If you punch yourself and it hurts are you really strong or really weak? Would you rather be forced to perform open heart surgery on one person, or land a jet full of people? We staple up this episode with an ‘Office Supply Store Battle Royale’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Visit us on the web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads, when you run out of this great show and you're like,
0:03.5	ah, I want more shows.
0:05.5	You can get access to our entire archive at spitballerspod.com.
0:09.8	You can become an official spitwad of our Patreon,
0:14.0	have access to everything we've ever made, ad free at spitballerspod.com.
0:20.2	Music free at spitballerspod.com.
0:32.1	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations,
0:35.4	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:39.8	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:44.3	Skib-a-b-da-da-da-da-ba-du-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-a-oh.
0:48.9	Skib-da-ppap-di-bib-da-a-oh.
0:52.9	Really gris-ly.
0:54.6	That's a grisly scat.
0:56.0	That's my regular voice.
0:56.9	What are you talking about?
0:59.6	You've done some yelling recently?
1:02.3	You know, I, it's me.
1:03.4	Did you hit the Oregon Trail?
1:03.9	Mike.
1:08.3	I think we might have mentioned this once, but someday, someday, because I've been thinking about it a lot.
1:09.2	Okay. Someday when we do a live show for this podcast, like we do for the fantasy footballers,
1:14.1	and we've got, you know, two, three hundred people.
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