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after 10. And you know, just looking at some of the stories that we may discuss today, it occurred to me

that two of them,

they don't play into each other at all, but they could be viewed alongside each other.

Jeremy Hunt is poised to raise the national living wage to £11 an hour. And of course,

the other story about shoplifters being treated like fraud or shoplifting

to be treated like fraud and corruption by a new police unit.

And the question of what's happening at the moment, how much should staff do in shops to

prevent shoplifting?

And I can't help wondering whether there's something fundamentally wrong about the idea of people on 11 pounds an hour being required to risk their personal safety to protect goods on behalf of a company that's probably posting profits well into seven figures.

I hadn't spotted that little link before, but we may address it further later in the programme, because I want to begin with this.

Well, is there a German word for taking no pleasure whatsoever in being proved right?

There should be, shouldn't there?

You know how Chardonfreude is taking pleasure from other people's misfortune?

It was best expressed, I think, by the American writer Gore Vidal, who said,

where he expressed the opposite of it, actually.

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