I just have a series of encounters with some of my neighbours.

I never come off well.

I just always seem to be mildly peculiar or totally eccentric.

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Oh, you've said a few key words there, Fee, exquisite, moorish. Exactly the way my colleagues would describe me, I'm sure. Did you say sophisticated? I didn't, but I can. Just like the biscuits, you're very sophisticated, darling. And like you, Thomas Fudgeers believes that indulgence is an art form and it should be done properly or not at all Jane. I concur. Thomas

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