A Car Full Of Beer Cans!
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2016
⏱️ 52 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Larry buys a used car with Jay Leno, then fills it with beer cans, then gets pulled over by a cop. True story! And why are Buicks "Doctor cars?" We hear about the great John Ford movie "Mr. Roberts." Also, Larry recites "A Love By The Sea" by William Ernest Henley. And find out what happens when two blondes check out a used car!
Quote of the week: "Model XFTSS."
Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves a brand new car. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? |
| 0:42.0 | And boy, oh boy, that music makes me happy. It sure does. |
| 0:48.0 | I know it does every week, a little happier every week. And it's true folks and the and Colonel Jeff is the same way we love that music |
| 0:59.0 | and of course that's the John Shrank Orchestra and the Kimberly Fuller Dancers featuring Boy Tenorsev, |
| 1:07.2 | Cyrlegel asking the musical question, if a picture is worth a thousand words, I'm wondering, how many words is a big picture worth? |
| 1:18.0 | Well, it's a good question, Seve. It's a heck of a question. But I would ask you another question first. You're wondering if a picture is worth a thousand words. How many words is a big picture worth? I would ask you a big picture of what? That's the key there. |
| 1:36.8 | What is it a picture of? A naked oil painting of Scarlet Johanson? A lot. It would be worth a lot. Right here in the studio alone, just between |
| 1:46.1 | me and Colonel Jeff, I think the bidding would go pretty high, pretty fast. But that's one thing. That's a naked picture, a naked |
| 1:56.3 | oil painting of Scarlet Johanson. Now on the other hand a naked oil painting of |
| 2:01.2 | William Refriger refrigerator Perry? |
| 2:04.0 | Less, I would say much less. In fact, let's be honest, nothing. |
| 2:08.0 | They'd probably pay you to take it away. |
| 2:12.0 | And I'm amazed they could keep him sitting there long enough to paint it. |
| 2:17.0 | Because you know that's the thing about oil paintings. The subject has to be motionless and emotionless. In any case though, terrific question, Seve, and yeah, let's see if a picture is worth a thousand words, how many words is a big picture worth? A picture of what? a |
| 2:33.3 | thousand words how many words is a big picture worth a picture of what and a picture of whom and I think we've answered that and good news here on miller. I have some good news for you folks. The |
| 2:45.9 | weather machine has been fixed and that's good news for me and for Colonel Jeff |
| 2:52.3 | even though he comes in right out from in and out from the |
| 2:54.8 | mainland, that, well, the weather machine's been fixed. |
| 2:59.3 | So today is mild and gorgeous, just like me. |
| 3:05.0 | But the weather really is terrific again. |
| 3:08.0 | Everyone's happy. |
| 3:09.0 | A quick warning though, to all Millaronians listening listening I've decided that one of the days of the next three weeks |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jeff Fox, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Jeff Fox and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

