The Birch Show.

So I found out through a butt dial that my dad is a traitor and I need to figure out how to approach him about it because I don't want it to explode on my family.

Curious, when you get a butt dial, how long do you allow yourself to stay on the butt dial before you actually like hang up on the butt dial normally i would give the butt dial probably about 30 seconds but in this case the

butt dial went to voicemail and then i played the voicemail back and then that's when i heard the

issue yeah i'll stay on there quite a while if there's stuff going on yeah but if there just seems

to be like superficial talk yeah i, I'll give it 30 seconds,

but sometimes you get some meaty stuff in this year.

I always wait to see if somebody's going to say something about me.

Yeah.

I just don't answer it because my name's A-B, so I'm always at the top of people's butt dial list.

So I'm getting butt dials constantly. And if I know that somebody from high school is calling me, I'm like, they didn't mean to do that. I'm not answering. We're at the house the other day, and my girlfriend has a

four-year-old, and she accidentally butt-diled her ex-husband. And when he picked up, she just

said, hey, sorry, but dial, and that was it. And Ace is like, butt dial at four years old. That's fantastic.

Yeah, that's good stuff.

I don't even know how you butt dialed today with an iPhone.

Have y'all accidentally butt dialed somebody?

I think so.

Yeah.

I have not, but I have somebody in my contacts that butt dials me like every two weeks. Me too.

And I have no idea what she is doing.

Like,

and it's,

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