A Bunch of Flakes (with Claire Saffitz)

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

MMA squirrels, literal bandit raccoons, and diving deep into our ashy, flaky, dry winter skin. Sorry! But also not sorry. Then we've got pastry chef, recipe developer, video host, and expert complainer Claire Saffitz on the pod! We vent about everything from dairy creamers to the unholy mixing of chocolate and fruit. Plus, we talk about her New York Times bestselling cookbook Dessert Person, which is available anywhere books are sold. For DBWP, Matt suggests reading Alex Vitole's The End of Policing. This week, Bari's watching The Night Of and Matt's rewatching all of Survivor and is loving Claire's new Youtube videos. And don't forget to subscribe to Matt's Patreon to get even more Matt Bellassai in your life, including bonus Unhappy Hour content! Search the internet or simply click on this handy link: https://www.patreon.com/mattbellassai. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things
0:35.3	I love, like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My
0:42.7	only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,
0:49.2	soy, almond or coconut. All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks for no extra
0:56.3	charge. Whilst stocks last, subject to availability. Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we
1:02.4	bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week. I'm your host Matt Bellisside.
1:11.1	I'm here in my home studio recording far far away from my producer Barry. Hi, Barry.
1:16.7	Hi, Matt. Wow, you didn't say my full. I know. I really hate that time. I don't know what.
1:22.2	Goal. Are you happy? Thank you. Ryan's with Peri Winkle. Yes, I am. How are you doing? Tell me
1:29.5	what's going on? You know, I ate a weird apple. What does that mean? I do think. Okay, I went to
1:39.6	the grocery store. I dropped a whole bunch of apples on the ground. My plastic bag ripped open
1:45.1	onto the floor. Oh my god. I picked all of them up. And I normally, I would just, in like a vacuum,
1:51.9	I would have put all of them back and let someone else deal with it. I love picturing you just like
1:59.8	trying to vary. Goyle just pick up a bunch of apples that spilled all over the floor and just
2:04.8	put them away like absolutely no one would notice that. My grocery store also has this weird thing
2:10.6	where all of the apples are like prominently. They each have their own, it's one of those displays
2:16.3	where all of the apples are in their own little kind of like paper wrapping. They each have their
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