Before we go any further, I realise that many of you must have been listening to this podcast thinking,

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spend loads of money to find out if I do like it. So I have got a proposal for you, a whole month

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That's a little more than a pound a week. But if you've been sitting there thinking I'd like to get

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dip your toe into a whole new world of

journalism. Hello, I'm Matt Kelly. And I'm Matt Dancona. And this is the two mats for the week

ending Friday, the 11th of Orcast, a podcast which does not lag, at least not after the edit. Why

am I making a lag joke, Matt?

Because we're in different parts of the world and in our efforts to achieve what President George W. Bush would have called global reach.

We're spreading out.

It's all part of the master plan.

It is.

And it's been very enjoyable, actually.

So I think personally, and I'd love to know from, if listeners had a view on

this, whether we should do more to Matt's podcasts.

Yeah.

Maybe we should do two a week.

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