A Brief History of Terrible Lyrics (from Switched On Pop)
The Sam Sanders Show
KCRW & Sam Sanders
4.9 • 709 Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Why do bad lyrics happen to good people?
From ‘suckin' on a chili dog’ to ‘making love to his tonic and gin,’ even the biggest hits from our favorite artists can feature lyrical turns that make us feel quizzical, offended, or even downright nauseated.
Sam joins Nate and Charlie, hosts of the Vulture music podcast Switched on Pop, to plumb the depths of the worst pop lyrics of all time—culled from hundreds of listener submissions—to categorize, historicize, and, perhaps, celebrate the art of the lyrical faux pas. Check out more episodes of Switched on Pop anywhere you get podcasts.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey listeners, it is the season of giving. Get that warm, fuzzy feeling. Make a donation, |
| 0:06.2 | pick out some cozy KCRW merch, or send meals to local food banks. Donate now at kCRW.com |
| 0:13.6 | slash give. Hey y'all, Sam Sanders here. So I recently joined my friends from Switched on Pop |
| 0:19.7 | for a conversation about a topic near and dear to my heart. |
| 0:24.6 | We talked all about some of the worst song lyrics of all time. |
| 0:29.4 | Dear listener, I actually love bad song lyrics. |
| 0:33.0 | We laughed. |
| 0:34.1 | We re-exressed our disbelief and broke down what the heck was happening when these lyrics went from paper to our ears. |
| 0:41.7 | Over hooks, we cannot escape. |
| 0:44.1 | If you missed that chat in the Switched-on-Pop podcast feed, we're going to bring it to you here right now. |
| 0:50.6 | Me and the host of Switched on Pop, Nate Sloan and Charlie Harding. |
| 0:55.1 | We're going to explore what happens when bad lyrics happen to good people. |
| 0:59.9 | This is such a fun episode. |
| 1:01.1 | I think you will enjoy it. |
| 1:02.1 | Let's get into it. |
| 1:05.8 | Welcome to Switched on Pop. I'm musicologist Nate Sloan. I'm songwriter Charlie Harding. And today we are joined by a very special guest, the co-host of Vibe Check and the singular host of the eponymous Sam Sanders show on KCRW. |
| 1:28.1 | He is the holder of a bachelor's and I want to say clarinet performance. |
| 1:33.4 | Is that right? |
| 1:33.9 | Saxophone. |
| 1:34.7 | Saxophone. |
| 1:35.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:35.9 | Another woodwind. |
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