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A Bouncer At Intern Mikey’s Favorite Bar Keeps Hitting On His Girlfriend!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Intern Mikey has a BIG problem...there's one dude in his college town who's been trying to get with his girlfriend for a while now and he's ready to put his foot down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The birch show no, how much do you think on a yearly basis you spend on dating?

0:08.9

Oh throughout the whole year throughout the entire year

0:12.3

You're um because you want to you kind of old school like you're like if we're going out on paying for it

0:17.8

Well, I figure a couple dates a month average out at about

0:22.4

Probably a hundred and fifty dollars a day three hundred hours a month

0:30.2

Now we have to do a long mass. So we're going to be here a lot the new math. Uh, what is that 12 times 300

0:36.1

30 about 36 hundred hours probably 36 hundred a year. Oh yeah, we're looking at

0:42.6

This thing putting gifts

0:44.6

No

0:45.9

You got to include gifts. I think I want to be single again

0:50.5

The average American invests about 120,000 dollars in dating

0:57.2

120,000 dollars in dating a year in a lifetime. Oh, that's still a hell of a lot of money. There's a lot of money

1:04.8

Makes sense with all the therapy bills I have

1:08.1

And they list grooming cosmetic products 22% of millennials 19% of Gen Z have dating debt

1:18.3

Okay flagged on the play that includes cosmetics and grooming

1:23.6

So haircuts and getting your nails done. It doesn't seem like it should go in that category

1:28.1

No, I would do I would do that kind of stuff even if I weren't dating 21% of those between 18 and 34 say they spent over

1:35.6

500 bucks in or in in dating debt last year

1:40.2

Unless you're specifically going out like you're buying an outfit for a date. Yeah, you're getting your nails done for the date

1:46.8

I'm on 20,000 dollars an hour

1:49.7

That's a lot more from what you guys are saying. What's out there? It's not

1:53.4

I don't know sometimes I can get a guy to spend a good amount of money on me just starting out up a little bit. I

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