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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her adventures writing for the Oscars. We learn the Oscars have a whopping 14 acts to write. We learn about the fine art of being “mean lite”. Plus, Jackie has a sex joke and Laurie has never had to follow such filth on stage before. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.5	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.7	Do you grieve, Lori? Do you grieve, Lori show?
0:22.5	Do you grieve, Lori?
0:25.5	What?
0:28.9	Do you grieve that it's over?
0:32.0	I'm not, oh, you're starting off so dramatically.
0:33.1	I didn't know.
0:35.5	Well, I thought maybe that'll get us new listeners.
0:37.3	What?
0:40.7	No, because you did the Oscars.
0:41.5	They were great.
0:43.1	He did great.
0:44.2	Thank you.
0:47.1	I was fully responsible for everything.
0:51.0	And I accept your compliments exclusively.
0:52.6	The Martin Scorsese. I can not share credit.
0:54.2	What? The sketch, the Martin Scorsese. I can not share credit. What?
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