162: The Fault in Our Mars
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2018
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank John. |
| 0:06.3 | I'm Lord Zabba for Think of a Dear John in Hank. |
| 0:08.4 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice |
| 0:11.6 | and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John. |
| 0:16.4 | Did you know that I broke my hand during high school rollerblading? |
| 0:20.3 | But you wouldn't think I'd be so surprised about it. |
| 0:24.2 | Why is that? |
| 0:25.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:26.2 | It's just really hard to grasp. |
| 0:29.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:31.4 | That was terrible. |
| 0:33.1 | That feels like when you wrote yourself not one that you got from a list of dad jokes. |
| 0:38.5 | This is a combination. |
| 0:39.6 | I was inspired by a joke I saw elsewhere. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm... |
| 0:46.0 | I didn't laugh, but I did make a slightly derisive smiling sound. |
| 0:51.7 | So we'll put that on the list of good ones then. |
| 0:55.3 | No. |
| 0:56.3 | With achieved. |
| 0:58.3 | Hank, do you want to know some good news this week? |
| 1:01.4 | I always do. |
| 1:03.4 | The eight episode Hulu adaptation of Looking for Alaska has cast its lead actors, Charlie |
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