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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K.Roy. We've got it Friday! You can smell and taste that weekend. It is here.

1:11.1

It's going to be a good one, especially if you're called 20 on the phones, and I pick you up in a moment. And give you the good news, you'll be heading to Brookside Rose Bowl for Just Like Heaven. What a festival. Put together every year, very impressive. And we get you in. You win tickets throughout the day. Final day to win those tickets from us at K. Rock, 9 noon, 3 and 6. Unless this is the last pair. Vanessa, I never know because sometimes they say we're giving away the final pair at 9 a.m. I think you can still win VIP with Kevin Ryder at 420 this afternoon. That's real. Oh, boy. I don't know. Stop that. You guys are getting it in my head. 420.

1:07.4

VIP. Come and right. There's already leakage in there. Vanessa fell off her roller blitz yesterday, right under her head, no helmet, and she is having serious issues right now. And many people are sending in texts of concern, but you don't want to listen to us. So I think you should get your head checked out. I got to go after this. All right.

1:47.5

Let's pick up college 20 and then we'll get into this hour of the show. It'll be a damn good hour we have planned for you, believe it or not. Jake was out and about talking to people. Seeing if any Americans, true Americans, were excited about the fact that we have an American Pope for the first time ever, so if he went to the most American place you could find, they parked a lot of a Walmart and then to a bar.

1:51.9

And everyone seemed pretty excited or they had no idea what he was talking about.

2:03.3

Yeah, but it's funny because I would think, yeah, I guess just being out of touch with it as American, but then also going to the Walmart parking lot seems like the people who would really care about the you would think you would think let's say how to that audio in a moment and it's worth a listen for sure

2:09.8

we go to uh chino hills hi who's this this is shrii welcome to k Rock. You are Caller 20. Hell yeah.

2:17.6

Thank you so much. So I don't know what your plans were tomorrow, but cancel them. You'll be going to just like heaven, all right? Perfect. Great Mother's Day's gift. I appreciate it. Oh, good. Enjoy that and have a great weekend. And thank you to all the moms out there, all the almost moms. Oh, mama. That's right. All the moms who were

2:35.9

going to be moms but decided to get us missmortion. Happy Mother's Day to you as well. You should be

2:40.4

celebrating, right? Our boss sent out that corporate email, Mother Happy Mother's Day thing today and also

2:45.2

wished all the fur moms a happy Mother's Day. Come on. That's me. Trying to be funny or like ironic or trying to be inclusive? No dude. I think to be inclusive, including our four-legged furry moms. Oh, I think that's just moms who don't shave. That's Allie. I'm a furry mom. Allie's a furry mom. You got a full-on moth right now. Want to see my fur baby? No. Oh, God. God. Special treat for the net bangers.

3:09.0

YouTube numbers just fell apart.

3:11.5

Anyway, you can watch us streaming live on YouTube this morning as we are each and every morning.

3:15.2

While you're there, you can check out the full video of me getting the nipple pierce.

3:18.7

What an eventful week it's been here on K-Rock.

3:22.0

Kay Rock.

3:24.1

Fine, Alicia. It sucks when you're between jobs. here on K Rock. Kay Rock. K. Rock.

3:24.5

Klein Alicia.

3:26.7

It sucks when you're between jobs, especially if you need a job because you got bills or you just

3:32.7

want to do fun stuff.

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