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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

8am- The Great Mom Off, Vanessa's Cognitive Test and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. This is the world famous Shay Rock. All right, good morning. Welcome to your weekend. Thank you, it, Friday.

0:38.2

We are Klein and Lee's show. This will be the greatest hour of your life, especially if you're a sleep-deprived mother. We'll be giving away the ultimate gift. The gift of sleep. Thank you again to our friends that sit and sleep, Southern California's mattress store, hooking us up with this sweet $5,000 mattress, tempapidic. We'll be going to one of the many moms we've met this week.

0:36.5

They'll be having a mom off coming up later this hour, and we will determine who will win the grand prize, the trip, the bed. Everyone already got themselves a nice pillow, so you'll all be sleeping better. This year, moms, you deserve it. And we have a medical emergency on the show. A medical emergency that has all of us very concerned.

1:12.6

It involves Vanessa, who fell off her, in her words, fell off her rollerblades yesterday.

1:17.4

There was a lot of activity on the group chat last night when we got this voice memo from Vanessa.

1:22.6

And I love that she sends a voice memo because it's easier for her and it's just way more entertaining for us.

1:27.6

This is the message that we all received at the same time.

1:30.5

And all of us reacted very differently to this.

1:32.5

But in a moment, we're going to see if she is currently experiencing legitimate brain damage.

1:37.6

And I think she is based on some of the many things she's already done and said this morning.

1:41.4

But this is nothing to joke around with.

1:42.9

I mean, Bob Sagitt, who I consider a friend, funny guy, guest of this show, you know, he banged his head, fell over, fell out, hit his head, didn't really think much of it, went to sleep, never woke up again. Well, Natasha Richardson, too. She took a beginner skiing class and then fell and hit her head. She had a headache. She said, don't worry about me.

2:01.0

I'm fine. I had a hematoma and died. Yeah. And a lot of people say that. They go up. Sorry. I was just Googling a lot of this stuff last night. Are you eating now or are you going into stroke? What is that? I'm not eating. I'm paying attention. It sounds like you're off. Anyway, this is the message we all received yesterday.

1:59.3

Hey, guys.

2:00.6

Update.

2:02.2

I fell.

2:03.5

Writing. It sounds like you're off. Well, anyway, this is the message we all received yesterday. Hey, guys.

2:18.2

Update.

2:19.8

I fell riding my rollerblades.

2:23.8

My first fall, after two years, I would say that's pretty good.

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