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Hello, everybody. It's Monday, December 22nd, and this is your Chapo. I hope you are all simply having a wonderful Christmas time. I am calling in today from God's Country, also

known as the state of Wisconsin, and then I'm watching a small cottontail rabbit trapes across

the perfectly snow-blanketed backyard of Catherine's parents. I hope you're all

having a similarly perfect Christmas experience, but let's kick this week off with some podcast.

Let's do some chop off of everyone. Obviously, got a lot of things to talk about today, but the

first story I want to talk about today, Felix, is one that like on our last episode on Thursday, a big part of the shows we were talking about how they still haven't arrested anyone in the Brown University shooting.

Well, you know, victim of timing and scheduling.

It's the busiest time of the year.

Like for us, think about what it's like for the FBI.

They have to do what we're doing today and they have to record a double

decker episode.

Do you know that the FBI, they have to do listener calling episodes at the end of the month?

Yep.

But this is a story that was very quickly resolved after just like literally right after we got done recording.

And, you know, like, I know a lot of people have been, you know, libeled by, you know, figures in Silicon Valley and the mainstream media.

But like, Felix.

The head of the DOJ's civil rights department just posted a random guy and said,

let's kill him.

Pretty much. That's how that happens.

If you're in charge of the Civil Rights Division, that's your job.

You know, just to take random people and be like, I think he killed all these people.

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