It is time for the greatest show on earth ladies and gentlemen.

Well, that's to be debated, but you know I tried my best.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Yes, we're right at the edge of Monday once again.

Probably a little bit over.

But you know, we're getting her done man.

Great show today. Interesting show. We start the show

with some stand-up comedy, a recording of some of my stand-up comedy where things got a little weird and I

experimented and I'll tell you more about it as we get into the show but about a 20

minute clip of my live stand-up and then we do a crazy news story that's almost a little too disgusting to even talk about but you know me once I start I can't stop and then the end of the show a little more serious tone. Got a got a

email a direct message to my Twitter I got a voicemail from a fine gentleman who was

struggling with depression and struggling with loneliness and any kind of reached

out to me randomly and I don't really usually respond to this stuff

but he just seemed like he was in a place where he needed a friend and so I will tell you the

story of how I reached out and you will hear his phone call.

And we're going to talk about when we go to those dark places.

So let's do it. This is the Harland Highway.

You know my name?

It's on the marriage certificate.

Never seen you before in all my life.

Hold on to your airbag.

The heartless, heartless monsters.

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