This is the Harlan Highway and you're rolling down it with your host me Harlan Williams.

Singing Harlan Williams. I don't know why.

It's summer, it's spring it's sing sing

Welcome to the show everybody we're not late it's still Monday. I always release

midnight on Monday so we're we're a little bit late because as I said I've

been traveling a lot lately so it's it's been a little bit crazy but we still

got it in under the deadline we're still Monday just a little later in the day.

Sorry to keep you waiting, but it is a holiday, so hopefully, hopefully you'll be all right.

We have a great show today. We're going to be talking about an

ingenious human being, a great inventor, an American who I think deserves a lot of credit. We're going to talk about him in his life and his dedication to the human race.

We're also going to be getting a visit from Chin Ho from Hawaii 50, the original cast member

Chin Ho from the TV show Hawaii 50 drops by to update us on the crime scene in Hawaii, always fascinating.

And then we're going to take some calls from the pavement pounders, some Fon Fairwells, and some reminiscing and talking about the future and

then also a crazy news story where some dummy has been putting things

inside his bottom.

Yeah, so it's all here today.

Put your crazy glue helmets on.

This is the Harland Highway.

What do you know my name?

It's on the marriage certificate. I've never seen you before all my life.

Hold on to your airbag.

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