Please, Daddy, don't punch me in the face again.

Shut up!

Hey everybody, it's the Harlan Highway.

What was that?

It's Father's Day, that's what that was.

We're going to be talking about good old dear old dad and

being a dad and celebrating fathers here on Father's Day. We're also going to do

a crazy news story. We got a crazy news story that kind of deals with a dad, I guess, when you break it all down.

Also, do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in

sweet miracles? Well I'm going to tell you about a miracle that happened to me.

Oh my God I can barely believe this miracle happened to me.

You are going to be riveted

when I explain this miracle.

So we got that coming up. Also a crazy news story about a dad which I told you about.

And then also I'm going to do a pissed off segment man

there's something that's really been pissing me off lately and I bet you've

experienced it to it has something to do with the news, the media.

And then also we're going to take a phone call from a pavement pounder and it kind of turns

into a whole life-death philosophy of life situation kind of gets a little deep. So we get a lot going on here

today, put your helmet on and put your buck teeth in. This is the Harlan Highway.

You know my name?

It's on the marriage certificate.

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