A thousand apologies, Pavement Pounders, for being late by 24 hours.

Yes, we're running a little late for this week's podcast.

Unfortunately, I was traveling and I'm going to talk about it as we get into the podcast.

I was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, so I was unable to do it, but here we are a day late and all the gold that you love here on the Harlan Highway.

I'm Harlan Williams and yes we're going to be talking about my travels.

We're going to be talking about springtime and the horrific thing that happens in the spring it's called

allergy season oh my god not fun also I'm gonna be playing a song for you later, a really sentimental, beautiful song that kind of,

if you, if you like kind of heartfelt songs, you're going to like this one a lot.

It's sung by a very unusual character and I think you'll like it.

Also a crazy news story. Oh yeah it involves Mexican food and opioids. Let's just leave it right there and

then the very important Harland Highway Question of the Day.

Oh yes, this one involves our military might,

the United States of America

and it's a military might, the Harlan Highway question of the day.

So put your battle gear on tighten your weapons belts. Here we go. This is the Harlan Highway.

What do you know my name?

It's on the marriage certificate.

I've never seen you before all my life.

Hold on to your airbag.

The heartless, heartless monsters.

All of you through and through!

You're riding down the Harland Highway.

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