Hello, dear congregants, Pastor Andrew here with an update from the clergy.

Due to COVID-19, our recording schedule has been shaken up, but never fear.

Thanks to our Patreon subscribers, we've been able to purchase equipment so we can record at

home. We're still getting set up, so this week's story is an old one that liturgical

director Carl has remixed, and we have an updated church service.

We'll be back up and running with a brand new story in two weeks.

Stay healthy, stay safe, dear congregants.

May the Holy Greece bless you with one hand and punish with the other.

And be sure to wash your own hands thoroughly.

The story must be told. Previously thoroughly. The story must be told.

Previously, on The Story Must Be Told, a stranger named Corey Trusting joined the church.

Did someone say, Corey?

A master of deception, he seized control of the clergy and began a reign of terror.

Looks like people here might be a little sick of the stale tribe.

Poor an old story, Pastor Andrew and Brother Reed tell over and over again.

Despite his nefarious ways, he was beloved by the rest of the congregation.

But Corey fled the church with all its money, and, most dastardly, he stole the top-secret

Crowa recipe.

Oh, who am I kidding?

We're fucked!

All hope was lost, until Chalms triumphantly returned to the church, riding a talking dog named Woodrow.

You can call me Woodrow.

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