99. Monét X Change

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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This week we’re joined by Monét X Change to talk about missing vacations, missed hangouts, and what life is like when you’re constantly on the move. We also get into her time on Survivor — plus plenty more chaos along the way. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/INLY Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #MonetXChange #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Survivor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese. Make your thoughts cheesier. Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipoplae sauce and amadea cheese melt. And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. Did we mention it's cheesy? Cheese. Availments on the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11 a.m. Plus and participation may vary. Subjects availability. Who would do better on traders between them?
0:22.6	Oh, Nicholas.
0:23.5	Nick would do better.
0:24.0	Nick is a nasty, mean, vile, conniving, snaky, slippery type of person.
0:31.6	Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:35.2	And today we're talking to Monet Exchange.
0:38.3	Yes! Okay, am I your first official guest? You are second. Oh second. Who was the first one?
0:43.7	I'm our friend Francesco de Carlo who came on the show and Nick berated him for a solid
0:48.6	15 minutes about Italian culture and then everyone in Italy who saw it was like, who was that
0:52.7	horrible woman that came after you? I knew wait Francesca is a mailman Francesco oh
0:58.9	Francesco okay Francesco de Carlo he opened for Mateo at Radio City I wasn't
1:04.5	invited to your city you were invited and you call me to apologize that you
1:08.1	could make it because you had a gig and he opened opened for you at Carnegie Hall, which you were invited.
1:13.9	I was not invited to Carnegie.
1:15.1	Yes, you were.
1:16.0	Monet, you have been invited to everything I've ever done.
1:19.7	In fact, you only show up when you're not invited like today.
1:25.8	No one wanted you here.
1:27.3	And then we get a just a, Hello! Well, I love that this is that... When it's Monday ever? I mean, it's work in progress, but what do you think? Well, I just love what you... It is very nice. These chairs are very comfortable, by the way. Are these... They're wayfair. And who assembled them? You did not assemble them. I know that's right. No, you did not. Who assembled these tables? Well, this one's a rip. Yeah, you did. You did. This is clearly you did this same girl. Cut that out right now. Who put this rug down? Did you really? Krista. Yeah. I was like, that's not you.
2:01.8	Who hung those blankets?
2:03.7	Chris did.
2:04.6	Me.
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