98. London

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #London #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #AfternoonTea #Dunkin 00:00 Check Out Our New Merch! 00:47 We Went to London! 04:18 Nick’s First Time in London! 05:23 We Did Afternoon Tea 08:31 Dunkin’ Disappoints Nick 09:33 Foods That Are Banned in the UK but Not the US 14:34 Driving on the Other Side 19:12 Mimicking Accents 20:31 Nick Does Squidward 22:39 Food Banned in the UK but Not the US 25:17 What Do We Think of London? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:03.1	And today we are talking London, London, London.
0:06.0	But first I want to say we're wearing merch.
0:08.3	This is the shirt that we originally designed and they sent pitchforks after us.
0:12.8	So we have since redesigned a bunch of merch with stickers and quotes and a personal drawing that I've done of me and Nick.
0:19.5	And yeah, these is our merch.
0:21.4	Hacks that have some of our sayings that you all love and Mateo's drawing on.
0:27.0	It really makes you think.
0:28.3	Now come on now.
0:29.5	Lakes have beaches.
0:32.6	So you can get them at the link in the description.
0:36.1	It's linked to this video or in our link trees.
0:38.8	Please buy them.
0:39.9	We've worked really hard of them.
0:41.3	And we've listened to all of you.
0:42.6	And we think that you will enjoy them.
0:44.0	And they're actually comfortable.
0:45.1	Yeah.
0:45.7	I will genuinely wear these.
0:47.9	So London.
0:49.2	I was in London.
0:50.3	I hate it.
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