On this week's pilot TV podcast we're getting the absolute shit scared out of us in Skylantic's new horror love-calf country.

Trying to catch some crims with a pair of teenage bounty hunters in Netflix teenage bounty hunters,

and taking a trip back into the universe of BBC's

Famelan. I am not James Dyer, I'm Terry White and I'm here to welcome you to

the Pilot TV podcast.

Our much loved Bell End has abandoned us this week,

which I think we can all agree is a devastating blow.

Because who will shout at us about reality TV, lecturers on hard sci-fi and serenaders on the guitar with songs no one recognises.

But we are going to struggle on without him because joining me today's firstly the usual third wheel on our weird tricycle

TV's Boyd Hilton. Boyd Hilton how do you feel about being the third wheel on our weird tricycle?

I'm excited about it, yeah. I'm excited that you're in charge, you've pressed record,

I have. The people going well, the levels sound level to me.

I think we're all set.

Yeah, I'm excited, yeah.

Do you feel like you've got to up the bellend quote?

A little bit, yeah, I might have to, bit yeah I might have to yeah I might have to do you know yeah

launch a rewatch of Battlestar Galactica mid- Podcast or something

start talking about weird character names and pronouncing them, over-pronouncing weird character names from obscure 90s fantasy series.

Yeah, I'm going to try and step up. I'm going to try and step up. I'm miss him already, but I don't miss him that much because it is the triumphant return this week of Beth Webb, who is offered potty, Potty, is that a thing? I'll take it,

Poddy Webb. And I will say Poddy Webb. There are two women on the

pilot TV podcast and yet the world is still turning.

What happened? I know, up is up, down is down. Look at it.

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