On the pilot TV podcast this week things are getting testy back in the 80s in Dirty John season two.

We're joining Jason Sadekis for a show about an American coach brought in to run a British team

in a show that is definitely not first team, but rather Apple's Ted Lasso.

And we're smashing tarantulas in Diane Morgan. team, but rather, Apple's Ted Lasso.

And we're smashing Tarantulas in Diane Morgan's new BBC comedy, Mandy.

I'm James Dyer, and welcome to the Pilot TV podcast,

a show that has spent last week in a living hell.

Due to what I can only assume was a malfunction with our mitochondrial spore drive, after last week's

discussion of alternate realities, this show has found itself trapped in one, a shadowy twisted reflection of the

world we know in which down is up, right is left, and chaos has twisted events into a

dark parody of our own reality.

The reason I know this of course is because Stathlet's

Fucking Flats won a Baffa last week beating,

let's see, catastrophe, dairy girls, and fucking flea bag, and I, quite frankly, don't want to live in any plane of existence this twisted.

Still, still, at the very least, I am not here alone.

As with all mirror universes evil incarnations of the people I know turn up almost instantly regardless of how unlikely that might seem from a statistical standpoint and first up a man who hates all shows, despises all series and

never has a nice word to say about anything. He surrounds himself, of course, with the

least famous people he can find and takes them to watch

football matches featuring his beloved spurs it's evil Boyd Watson.

Wow how dare you use that word Jesus Christ. I'm still recovering from Marshall's

FA Cup Final Triumph last Saturday actually. And I am, I do love

everything and I'm actually happy that stuff let's flats won that Bafter.

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