Hey, it's Kristen and Chill. You know these intros, they, uh, do you guys like these

intros? I'm thinking about just doing the intro with the actual show instead of doing this whole extra thing.

Because, uh, sometimes I don't know what to say.

And then I procrastinate taping and I procrastinate all the time and this intensifies the procrastination.

I didn't actually procrastinate this episode though.

We actually taped this yesterday evening-ish, well afternoon. It turned into evening. It was dark by the time I left. And usually I take a few days to get the motivation to even listen to the first five seconds of the episode, let alone just immediately put it on my computer. So as soon as I got home

last night, I put the episode on my computer. And my goal was this morning to wake up and

immediately start editing, not much editing for this episode, and beware, or look forward to,

maybe if this is your kind of thing, a lot of potty humor and dumb stuff i use a lot of tasteless words

this episode in a really immature way and uh i had to get out of my system i think the 13 year old

me was just dying to come out so that was uh, yeah, if you listen to the show normally,

I don't use the P word and you'll hear what the P word is. And I think you can maybe figure it out

as often as you will hear. So anyway, thank you to my new Patreon subscribers. You guys can get

goodies on Patreon of videos, behind the scenes, unedited

episodes, mini pods from other listeners. And, oh, of course, that had to happen. And thank you to

Erica M. and Julia C. for recently joining Patreon. Shout out to my new cult members. And

shout out to Dale D. who recently upgraded his

membership. Guess what? Him and I are going to talk on the phone. So that could be you. If you want to

take this voice from a recording to a real life. Actually, I record my voice still and just pretend I'm on

the phone. Have you guys

ever seen True Lies where Arnold Schwarzenegger's in the corner? You can't see him and he's

talking to his wife, but his wife doesn't know it's him because he's a spy and he just has a tape

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