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Kristen, CHILL OUT.

#100 Neuroses and Bodily Functions

Kristen, CHILL OUT.

Kristen Carney

Comedy

4.8672 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

In this momentous 100th episode (which should make this day the newest national holiday), Kyle and Kristen talk in-depth about bathroom habits because they’re mature. They also talk in-depth about neuroses and whether or not neuroses make people funny. Kristen also tells two stories about being a bad driver (but she’s actually a really good driver (Kristen wrote this obviously)). Find her (me) on Instagram @kriscarn and Kyle on twitter @filthykyle.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, welcome to Kristen and Chill.

0:13.9

You know, sometimes people talk the talk, but they don't walk the walk.

0:18.2

I unfortunately, for this show, totally walk the walk. I am exactly as I

0:26.6

appear to be, maybe even worse. But this episode we talk about being neurotic. And talk about

0:32.8

being neurotic. I had this episode ready to go last week, and I didn't put it out because I was like I suck. That

0:40.2

sucks. Everything about it sucks. I wasn't comfortable with it and I ended up taking hours and

0:46.3

hours to edit the thing down from an hour to about 39 minutes or less of stuff that I was okay with leaving in. And as everything

0:57.9

from I stuttered a little bit to I said a word wrong to anything that would show imperfection.

1:06.5

And I overthought it and overthought it and overthought it. And I didn't post it like I said I would.

1:12.5

And then I started freaking, not freaking out, but I started to get freaked out because I didn't post it.

1:17.0

And I was like, I know I said I'd post it, but I couldn't face myself.

1:21.1

And so I was having a really hard week.

1:23.8

It was one of the weeks where just everything is not right. You know, you're just,

1:31.4

nothing's going right. You're feeling down. You hate yourself. It's gloomy. Just I was not feeling

1:36.7

great last week. So being that this is a new week, I woke up this morning and felt somewhat

1:43.5

recharged, not completely, but I thought

1:46.3

how stupid would I be to just throw an episode away and not post it just because I'm a neurotic

1:51.6

maniac? So I posted on a Patreon, raw, unedited. Speaking of raw, I have a story about that

1:59.6

I'll tell you shortly. And I said,

2:02.7

if this episode sucks, let me know because I won't post it. But if it's okay, then I will post it.

2:07.3

I don't have a logical brain sometimes when I'm feeling, uh, feeling too in my head,

2:15.0

too aware, too self-aware, too overthinking, all that stuff. So,

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