Welcome to Feathers in My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dye. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports the deleted tweets, I've got the details on all

the fights, breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV train racks. If you think the moms bring

the drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hi guys, welcome back to feathers in my hair. As promised, I have my dear, dear friend, Princess Jones Curtis, host of the Spelling Tea podcast, which I'm obsessed with and was mentioned like five times in the last episode, and it made me feel great.

I'd like to be referred to as the very private Princess Jones Curtis.

Because as you were talking about me last episode and you were like, yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't want to read my text messages from Princess.

I had just recorded an episode where I read all your text messages and I had to cut it out.

No, you can always read mine, though.

I'm always, you're always allowed to read mine.

But I would hope that you like that you give off a vibe that's like, don't tell any of my business to anybody.

No, no, no, that's cool. That's cool.

I think that's a better vibe than...

Tell all of my business.

Yeah, because you can't take things back.

Guys, I don't know if you can hear this,

but my dog just started

pleasuring himself.

The moment...

Yes, he's fixed.

And you know what?

...