Welcome to Feathers and My Hair, an emotionally broken psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dye. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the fights, breakups,

and arrests of our favorite MTV train racks.

If you think the moms bring the drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened.

I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hi, guys. Welcome to feathers in my hair. It's your host, Liz Bentley. Hi guys, welcome to feathers in my hair.

It's your host, Liz.

I'm going to be honest, I'm having a dreary day.

I'm just, you know, sad about George H.W. Bush dying.

No, I'm just kidding.

Could you imagine if I got on here and I started crying about somebody from the Bush family dying?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know, that's not me.

But yeah, I'm just having, like, a weird off day. But we all have them, right? And that's just my reality. So, first of all, I want to say that

if any of my listeners are in Alaska, I hope you're okay. I hope your house is okay. That earthquake

was really scary. And apparently the Palin's house got like destroyed, which is ironic is not the word I'm looking

for but a coincidence because we just happen to see them on TV by the way if you have an

issue with sound on this episode please let me know I got a new computer this week. I got it's cute. It's a cute

little computer. It weighs like one ounce. It's so fucking light. I can't. I pick up my old computer

and it feels like it weighs 200 pounds. Anyway, I am obviously recording on my new computer. I am in Audacity, which is the program that I use on my old

computer, but for some reason it looks different. And I have to have the microphone up a lot higher

to get the same, at least on my end, what sounds like the same sound. So if this sound is weird on this episode, like,

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