It is the first hump day of the new year officially.

Well, well, well, more peach training. I say yes. But today I slammed my chesticles, as you probably saw on Instagram and Facebook. So if you like some good chesticles, go check out that video. It's fire. It's a fire titty workout. It's a good exercise. You should all be doing it. and fam, what you should also be doing is checking out the gain train blog on swelormisX.com. You should be fucking joining Swolormis X, massive new year specials. You can find out all about that, swolormousx.com. So lots of great stuff. I'm glad you're here. It's a perfect time of year to be making sick fucking gains, of course. So go check all that out.

SwolormusX.com for all the sick fucking gains.

In this episode, open gains, fam.

Open fucking gains, gains, gains, gains, gains, gains.

The sun is shining. The birds are chirping, the bacon is sizzling.

Welcome to the Daily Swole.

Testing, testing, testing, passing, passing, ball sack, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, test icicles, test icels,

and test icels. Test icels.

Welcome, everyone to episode 970 swan of the daily mother.

The most muscular swole cast, beer cast, broadcast, gang cast, man cast, pimps, sleeves, cast, sleigh cast, and taint cast.

Ooh, taint cast.

Did we go there?

We did.

Taintcast for Humpty in the realm, because when I flex you, flex, we all flex our biceps. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What up, Beaches? What's going on? What's a good word? Hello, Facebook. Hello, Instagram. Hello, Periscope, YouTube, Twitch. Wherever the fuck you're watching or listening. Whatever holes orifices that my knowledge cock is sliding into, welcome to the show.

Yes.

Yes.

Just so you know, I'm signing a brand new contract with the Disney Channel.

That's right.

Disney signed me.

Disney wants me to bring the daily swall to the Disney Channel.

Ha ha ha.

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