drink a lot drink a lot of boo you're just admitting you're going to get drunk yes i am definitely

i haven't had a day off in a while i'm definitely going to have a few vokas under rocks tomorrow

definitely i haven't had a day off since january one of two thousand years probably don't

go to belichick okay get quiet i you having had a day off since 1924?

And I fucking work at home every fucking day.

Shut up.

Nobody fucking cares.

Shut up.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

You're the guy that whines about everything you have to do and your standard response is blow me.

So I say to you, blow me. No, no, you can't do that. That's my

saying. It's copyright infringement. You'll be talking to my lawyer later today, okay? Your lawyer can

blow me too. Oh, okay. Let's go, motherfucker. Here we go. All right, it's Chris Sims, unbuttoned

PFT, PM. Man, we're starting off. We're starting off on a low note. This is only going to go down from here. You know it. That's, I love this. Happy fucking Thanksgiving to everybody, okay? Now that's trademarked. There we go. That's on a t-shirt somewhere. But, yep, we're going to do our little Thanksgiving Day special podcast here, just the three games. We're going to talk about them. And then later this afternoon, we will do our normal PFTPM, Chris Sims, Unbutton. Week 12 picks, everything that went on in the NFL. It is week 12, right? Am I right about that? No, it's week 13. I'm wrong. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. You were 10 minutes late for the 10 a.m. Eastern podcast. Will you be at least 10 minutes late for the noon? Should I factor that into my planning and my work? We'll see. I mean, you know, NBC, they'll probably schedule seven more things for me to do in between then and now and then

you know so it just never ends it'll never end i'm going to be here all day like i said haven't

had a day off and forever and they're just going to try to cram in seven weeks of shit in today today

got to get our money's worth out of them to where sims is working for minimum wage when it's all

said and done you ready all right you like. You like that? No, I don't. I don't think two weeks counts as forever. I think you got a day off two weeks ago. Yeah, it was more than two weeks ago. Okay, three. Okay, here we go. You ready? Three only. Three only, and we are going to pick one best bet. And we're doing the recap of last week, I assume, in the next one. We're not getting into all the ways I kicked your ass. Yeah, just so anybody wants to know for that. We tightened our best bets. I beat you straight up. Okay, there it is. By one game. Beat you, beat you. You know what they say. If you ain't first, your last.

All right, here we go.

Here we go.

Bears, lions.

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