#96 - 49ers pummel Packers, Cowboys make Simms angry & teams who pass the Bar Fight Test

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Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Paul recap every Week 12 game as the playoff race heats up, and dive into the 49ers domination of the Packers and the Patriots monsoon win over the Cowboys. (3:00) Film Deep Dive #1: 49ers 38-Packers 8 "Their defense outhits everybody." (11:00) Who is more dominant: the 49ers D-line or the Patriots secondary? (15:15) WTF Happened on Rodgers' sack-fumble on his first drive? (19:20) How did George Kittle get so wide open? (29:10) Saints 34-Panthers 31 "Without Marshon Lattimore, New Orleans is a different defense." (31:30) Chris names the teams who pass his "bar fight test" (34:15) We'll do it Live! on Michael Thomas' catch on the Saints game-winning drive (38:50) Seahawks 17-Eagles 9 "I think Carson Wentz is second-guessing himself." (42:30) Film Deep Dive #2: Patriots 13-Cowboys 9 "I think Jerry Jones is sending a message." (44:30) The Cowboys offense has Chris literally pounding the table. (51:50) Does Chris blame Kellen Moore or Jason Garrett more for Dallas' struggles? (59:15) Bills 20-Broncos 3 Discussing Frank Gore among the all-time RBs (1:02:20) Jets 34-Raiders 3 "They looked like they didn't want to be there." (1:03:45) Steelers 16-Bengals 10 Should Duck Hodges start for the rest of the season? (1:06:00) Browns 41-Dolphins 24 "They've stopped shooting themselves in the foot." (1:08:00) Titans 42-Jaguars 20 Is Ryan Tannehill the Titans starter beyond this year? (1:12:45) Bears 19-Giants 14 How can Daniel Jones fix his fumbling issues? (1:15:00) Buccaneers 35-Falcons 22 "That's what's frustrating about Jameis." (1:16:10) Redskins 19-Lions 16 Haskins selfies & Chris reminisces about his 1st win

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0:00.0	Just drives me crazy.
0:06.2	We worked in the office for 130 hours this week.
0:09.8	You run straight and you run straight.
0:12.5	I've been grinding in here all week, honey.
0:14.8	Honey, I've been grinding.
0:16.0	I drew a straight line.
0:19.1	You threw out that honey.
0:20.0	It was almost pretty much.
0:21.0	Yeah, you know, gosh, I'm such an asshole sometimes. I drew a straight line. You threw out the honey. It was almost pretty. Almost.
0:39.2	Yeah, you know, gosh, I'm such an asshole sometimes. I don't know what else I could say. What's up? Chris Sims, a button. I'm here. Paul Burmeister's here. I dig the hoodie. You're looking good. I'm stylish. I'm down with the Sims wardrobe effect. You're looking good. I'm like, let me just check out your shoes today.
0:38.3	Okay, all right.
0:39.3	Same ones I've had for a while.
0:40.3	Yeah, but it's okay.
0:41.3	I need some new ones for Christmas.
0:42.3	All right. Some new ideas. Yeah, all right. LeBron's, Kyrie's, KD's. There we go. Yes, all right. I bought you these, would you wear them?
0:50.2	The ones I have on.
0:50.8	You can look on the big monitor.
0:52.0	We have a big TV right there.
0:53.4	Those are awfully bright.
0:55.8	There's a lot of Velcro.
0:57.0	Those are awfully bright. There's a lot of Velcro. Those are awfully horrible he was about to say. You look like you're ready. You mean like you're very ready to just go play some noon ball. Yeah, moonball? Noon ball. You know, hoops. Yeah, yes. Right. Right. I go a lot of people are like, one of those moonbo? Like, are they back to the future things? What the hell are they? Yeah. All right, everybody, rate, review, you know,
1:12.9	do all that social media shit. Tell me how are like, what are those moonbo? Like, are they back to the future things? What the hell are they? Yeah. All right, everybody.
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