97: Pretty Sus, Lesbius (The Acts of Andrew)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Quick, Theophiloi! Name your favorite Apostle! Okay, good, now we know who among you cannot be trusted, because anyone who said Andrew is a liar. My dude is boring as all h*ck except for the part where Andrew’s friend goes completely John Wick on a bunch of dudes who are trying to recreate the cover to Uncanny X-Men #251. That might not sound very appealing, but… well, it’s a good show anyway. Promise.

Topics of Discussion: The importance of being furnace, vampires fighting each other and why we’re not talking about that, The Discourse, the Parricide Bag, a vehicle, doesthedoggetbadeintoadryandbarrenplaceandhurtnomanuntilthelastday.com, playing the miracle hits, Chris still being mad about blog comments from like 13 (!) years ago, Adamantis, the best name, triangles, the nicest time to pray, Stratocles, the worst possible typo.

Hymnal: “X-Men” by Ron Wasserman, “Winner Takes It All” by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church.

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17

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0:00.0	How has it happened? he asked. He was alone in his chamber, and seven dogs rushed in on him and killed him.
0:08.2	Andrew sighed and said,
0:10.2	This is an ambush of the demons I banished from Nicaea.
0:13.7	The Acts of Andrew, Chapter 7. This is the podcast.
0:33.3	This is the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible, but we try not to be jerks about it.
0:40.1	My name is Chris Sims.
0:41.8	With me, as always, the other set of footprints.
0:44.5	Benito Serino.
0:45.3	Benito, how are you?
0:47.0	I'm good, Chris.
0:48.1	Good to be back on the show with you.
0:50.5	I hope you had a good Thanksgiving holiday.
0:55.2	Mostly, yes. Yes. I had an enjoyable Thanksgiving day. I do feel compelled to mention.
1:03.2	And I hate this, because a lot of people are going to be listening to this show in the future.
1:06.6	They're going to be like, let me listen to 400 episodes of this great podcast, Apocopalz.
1:12.7	They don't care what was going on in late 2021.
1:15.7	Sure.
1:16.5	But for those of you who are listening in real time, it has been a minute since the last episode.
1:22.4	We did do a special bonus video episode.
1:26.0	We did.
1:27.4	To tied you over in which I make Benito, guess what biblical figures, characters from Persona are supposed to be.
1:36.1	It is on YouTube. It's on my channel. You guys can go to YouTube.com slash Benito Serino 3,
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