97: A Sandwich and Some Rooty Tooty with Dr. Cutie!

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

In the most grown-up way possible -- considering Allen is part of this podcast -- Kellie attempts to describe what it was like to prepare for and experience her first colonoscopy. It's something many people fear and put off doing, but it truly can save your life! Plus, it doesn't hurt when your doctor is super hot. Not hotter than Allen, of course, but still super hot.

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0:00.0	Welcome to another wow fun-filled episode of a sandwich and some loving. I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans and this is the podcast I get to do with my husband Alan Evans
0:17.7	Hello Alan that's that there he is right there next to me my husband and partner in life there's with his
0:26.4	noise maker it's not a no way I don't know what a noise makers
0:30.2	with that I really don't like that.
0:35.0	Okay.
0:37.0	Wow, babe.
0:38.0	This is the first podcast after the incident. medical procedure.
0:44.0	My medical procedure.
0:45.0	But actually I think I am by sharing my story, it's actually a public service because
0:52.0	colonoscopies are a part of life that could save your life but you
0:56.6	got to go get it done.
0:57.6	So hey baby talk about it in my experience.
1:00.3	Did you hear what the left butt cheek said to the right butt cheek?
1:03.0	No, I didn't.
1:04.0	Together we can stop this shit.
1:06.0	But um-pum-pshh.
1:08.0	But seriously, folks.
1:10.0	P. G13, that's okay.
1:11.0	Be sure to tip your waiters.
1:12.0	Hey, babe, why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
1:15.0	Why?
1:17.0	To get to the bottom.
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