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The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Government, News, Politics

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: Jacob Wohl runs into a wall he painted a tunnel onto … Eli’s ‘gross, poor person’ character will become official school policy in Rhode Island … And Donald Trump tries weirdly hard to hide a 450-page essay about how innocent he is.

And yes, I'm aware it's actually Josiah "Jed" Bartlet.

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Headline Sources:

A decade of Trump's tax records confirm he's bad at everything: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/05/07/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Rhode Island lunch law co-opted by yogurt company charity: https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/10/us/rhode-island-lunch-debts-warwick-chobani-trnd/index.html

Giuliani plans/cancels trip to Ukraine for dirt on Joe Biden’s son: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/trumps-interest-stirring-ukraine-investigations-sows-confusion-in-kiev/2019/05/11/cb94f7f4-73ea-11e9-9331-30bc5836f48estory.html?utmterm=.ec02b1f1dc75

Jacob Wohl trolls himself wrong while trying to frame Mayor Pete for sexual misconduct: https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-tried-to-create-a-fake-counter-protest-to-his-own-press-conference https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-smear-merchants-jacob-wohl-and-jack-burkman-try-to-slime-pete-buttigieg-with-bogus-sex-assault-claim

Nick Di Paolo triggers Eli with new album on YouTube: https://www.nickdip.com/breath-of-fresh-air

Donald Trump pardons another evil person: https://www.npr.org/2019/05/07/720967513/trump-pardons-former-soldier-convicted-of-killing-iraqi-prisoner

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday.
0:03.0	Monday. May 13th. And the word of the day is infanitized. Used in a sentence by the president.
0:21.0	The Kentucky Derby didn't let the front runner who cheated get away with the victory.
0:25.6	And that's because society has become infanitized by politically correct culture.
0:29.6	That made no sense.
0:30.6	I'm a crazy person.
0:31.5	What's this red button?
0:32.4	Circus music starts to play okay where's bizarro Superman come on.
0:38.0	But no I mean I can see why some people would have more sympathy with a cheating
0:42.4	horse's ass than others.
0:44.0	Anyway, I'm no illusions.
0:47.0	I'm Elon Bosnick.
0:48.0	I'm Heath Enwright.
0:50.0	Broadcasting Delayed.
0:51.0	From America's far center, we are the Skeptocrats on this
0:55.2	week's episode Jacob wool runs into a wall he painted a tunnel onto.
0:59.2	Eli's gross poor person character will become official school policy in Rhode Island.
1:06.4	And Donald Trump tries weirdly hard to hide a 450 page essay about how innocent he is.
1:12.4	But first, the rest of the intro music.
1:17.3	Joining me for headlines tonight, our fellow skeptic rats, no illusions, and Eli Bosnick.
1:23.0	Eli, you're back from a trip.
1:25.6	Why don't you go ahead and give us the best part of the Rome trip, go?
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