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🗓️ 29 April 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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On this week's episode: Twitter finds out the Nazis were calling from inside the government ... Eli will misunderstand the assignment and think “Avengers came out” is a news story ... And Sophocles and Freud have NOTHING to do with Heath's adoration of Liz Warren.
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Headline Sources:
Trump seeks to keep everyone from testifying about everything: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/04/24/how-trump-congress-subpoena-fight-is-likely-play-out/?utmterm=.ea751870f288 and https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-approves-officials-testimony-after-contempt-threat/2019/04/27/ec8cbbea-68f5-11e9-83df-04f4d124151fstory.html?utm_term=.591656283fc9
Twitter can’t ban white supremacists because Steve King would get banned: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/a3xgq5/why-wont-twitter-treat-white-supremacy-like-isis-because-it-would-mean-banning-some-republican-politicians-too
Trump says DJIA beats collusion, praises Robert E. Lee, and plans to hire misogynist for Fed: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/04/donald-trump-impeachment-rebuttal https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/23/us/politics/stephen-moore-women.html?module=inline https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/04/26/what-trump-gets-wrong-about-robert-e-lee/?utm_term=.306b4dcade5f
North Korea presents US with $2 million bill for Otto Warmbier’s medical treatment: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-northkorea-warmbier/trump-approved-payment-of-2-million-north-korea-bill-for-care-of-warmbier-report-idUSKCN1S124E
Avengers series wrap-up (no spoilers): https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/28/media/avengers-endgame-box-office-record/index.html
Liz Warren has actual policy plans to make shit better for average people: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/24/18196275/elizabeth-warren-wealth-tax https://www.vox.com/2019/4/11/18305108/elizabeth-warren-real-corporate-tax
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0:00.0 | Y'all ready for something new. |
0:02.0 | Oh, you thought it was just burgers and fries. |
0:06.0 | They got more flavors than you taste it or you heard in your life. |
0:09.0 | Yup it. |
0:10.0 | And it ain't only restaurants anymore. |
0:12.0 | We can go bananas at the grocery store. |
0:15.0 | I'm a bad girl for my takeout battle. |
0:17.0 | What you need do? |
0:18.0 | I could cop a taco platter. |
0:20.0 | And my sushi trainings on loose. |
0:22.0 | When you're this slick slick what you gonna do? |
0:25.0 | Did somebody say just eat? It's Monday. |
0:33.0 | Monday. |
0:35.0 | It's April. It's |
0:37.0 | It's Monday. |
0:38.0 | It's Monday. |
0:44.4 | April 29th. |
0:45.4 | And the word of the day is Zymelow Lanya, which means the urge to stare at women who are sitting with crossed legs. |
0:55.0 | Used in a sentence. |
0:57.0 | You guys see that boring woman over there showing off her vagina? |
1:00.7 | Wait for it. |
1:02.4 | And... Mmm, Zimelolanya. |
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