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Perfect Person

96: Jonny hijacks the show to humiliate me (w/ JonnyCakes)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Jonny Cakes joins the show, and he brought his own segment to embarrass me with, as well as takes calls about a pervert at work, and an awkward run in with an ex at a wedding. 

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're a perfect person the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.

0:22.0

You're sitting in your car, you're listening at home,

0:25.0

and you're wondering, what's Miles' wonderful thing that he did this week?

0:28.0

And I gotta say that it's I, God, new, sucks. and I find that they're nice to have I went for the premium

0:38.2

fuckers I also you know what I'll say I talked recently about having wide feet on the show and I got extra large

0:45.3

socks because I have a size 14 feet and I'm tired of being put into other people's sock box.

0:51.4

I'm tired of getting a size and it's like oh size 7 to 12 and I'm just putting it on my feet and I'm acting like I belong and I just don't.

1:03.8

You were wearing size 7 to 12 when you're 14.

1:09.5

Do not come on this show, Johnny.

1:14.0

And oh, and shame me.

1:16.0

No, I'm just shocked because that's not your size.

1:18.5

Well, it's because you go to a target.

1:20.8

Yeah.

1:21.8

They're barely selling extra large socks. Their sizes are like if you have itty bitty

1:26.4

widow baby feet or adult size 7 to 13 or 12 and I'm wearing those. That's crazy. I was living a lie and so I ordered

1:35.7

socks online not I mean a shout out but they don't sponsor the show from

1:39.8

Bambus. They were fucking expensive. Are they nice? There were a thousand dollars a no they were just like I was like this is kind of expensive but I had not bought socks that were fancy in a long time

1:50.4

They're beautiful thank you very much and they look kind of like retro, like a little 70s.

1:55.2

I kind of like that's why I liked them. They look nice. I go and they feel nice on my feet. I'll say that. They feel nice. They feel

2:01.1

silky, they feel smooth and they made me feel premium when I put him on this morning.

2:05.0

And I felt like I was a guy who had his shit together.

2:08.0

And you do. Thank you. I'm joined of course by Johnny Kakes.

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