#96: "Hard Knock Life" + 'Sound of Freedom' conspiracies + Sam almost dumps in his pants (again)
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2023
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box!
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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You may have heard about people's postcode lottery and often wondered how does it work. |
| 0:06.0 | Playing is simple. |
| 0:07.0 | You sign up for a monthly subscription of 12 pounds, guaranteeing you entry into every draw. |
| 0:12.0 | And your ticket is your postcode. |
| 0:15.0 | Prizes are one every day including millionaire street where one lucky postcode wins a share |
| 0:21.0 | of 1 million pounds every Saturday. |
| 0:24.0 | Also at the end of the month, players in one postcode area win a share of a minimum of |
| 0:29.0 | £3.2 million, a minimum of 33% of every ticket goes to charities and good causes across |
| 0:37.0 | Great Britain and beyond. |
| 0:39.0 | With a staggering £1.1 billion raised so far. |
| 0:43.0 | So for a chance to win, sign up before midnight on the 24th of August to play in the September |
| 0:49.0 | Draws and the next winning postcode could be yours. |
| 0:53.0 | PPL managed lotries and behalf of good causes, 18-plus conditions apply. |
| 0:57.0 | Play responsibly, not available in Northern Ireland. |
| 1:14.0 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulations! |
| 1:19.0 | We're back. |
| 1:20.0 | We're doing quick. |
| 1:21.0 | We just did this one. |
| 1:22.0 | See, this is what people don't understand about the Shirley. |
| 1:24.0 | You should do like two or three a week. |
| 1:26.0 | You have no clue how hard this thing is. |
| 1:29.0 | First of all, I have to go out there and live my life. |
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