95 - Three Men and a Baby w/ Jason Andors and Chad Zumock

Misery Loves Company

Kevin Brennan

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4.1 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Jason Andors and Chad Zumock join us at Comic Strip Live. We talk about having lunch with child stars, losing your virginity and using anesthesia to get away from your kids for the afternoon. Follow us on Twitter! @kevinbrennan666 @jasonandors @chadzumock @brianpmccarthy

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0:00.0	what is it today is it Tuesday?
0:09.0	Yep, September, everybody. I got to say, you know why I like the show right now? Nice talking to you, Brian. Anyway. Oh, like Kevin, for real. You go outside right now at 2.45, all the private schools that all the high school girls girls go to, they're all letting out, like, Beardsley and all these schools. So if you want to, if you ever want to look at, like, little girls in Catholic school uniforms going second avenue? We're up to a nice start. Are you familiar with this guy's work? But I mean the high school girls. I mean, like, the 14-year-olds. Oh, high school. Yeah, like 16, 17. You know, No one was talking to me about, like,
0:38.4	No one was talking to me
0:55.5	about like uh certain states the you know where it's legal i guess in alabama it was 14 or something but he said
1:04.6	all the southern states it's really low but but it's only low if you're like like you can be you can be 19 and fuck
1:09.9	like a 13 year old-old, maybe.
1:11.9	Yeah, so you got to be able to do math, too, right?
1:14.4	Yeah, where are the abacus?
1:15.2	You can't be a dumb 19, you know, you're like, all right, 19 and the 13, that's divisible by two.
1:20.3	But he was saying, his point was that if you go to, like, Puerto Rico, it's 14.
1:25.1	Yeah, sure is. But he said, if it's 14, that means that was what they compromised that. So some guys are like, 10. Another guy was like 18. Can we get some kind of middle ground here? 14. All right. Gross. All right. They're out of grade school. But some guy came in with 10 or 11 or 12. We go, 12, they got pubic here.
1:45.1	Donate!
1:46.0	Is it really 14 in Puerto Rico? Yeah, that's what he said. I don't know. I mean, I saw off the hottest 16-year-old when I was on trip there. She was really hot at this club, but I was like, no, that's disgusting. Like 16. She was coming on to you at 16? Yeah. How old are you?
1:41.2	The club was 21 and over, but she said you were 16.
1:42.7	Oh.
1:43.2	No, this was about three years ago.
1:44.6	So you were 43.
1:45.7	This was like three days ago.
1:46.9	Yeah. How old were you? The club was 21 and over, but she said she was 16. Oh.
2:02.2	No, this was about three years ago.
2:03.1	So, you were 43.
2:04.3	This was like three days ago.
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